- No one will kill, or torture, you for not drinking Beer.
- Beer won't insist you drink the entire bottle.
- Beer labels are generally true.
- Beer can make people look more attractive.
- Beer doesn't tell you how, when or why to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- No one will insist that you try their favorite beer.
- Beer does not care if you don't like beer best.
- They don't force Beer on children who can't think for themselves.
- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
- You don't have to die to meet the brew master.
- Beer does not care about your personal life.
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Beer and food go together well.
- Beer will make you sleepy......oops...
This is an old internet meme - the oldest page I found is here.