Religions of the World - Shit

A random collection of religion quotes from various web sites.  

• Sikhism:   I serve good shit
• Satanism:   Hot, deep shit
• Jainism:  I can handle shit..
• Zoroastrianism:   Let there be shit
• Agnosticism:  Shit??
• Taoism: Shit Happens 
• Hinduism: This shit happened before
• Islam: If shit happens, take a Hostage
• Buddism: If Shit happens, is it really shit?
• 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday
• Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
• Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I deserve it
• Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit happens”
• Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
• Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
• Atheism: No shit
• T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit
• Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit

The end.  :)