Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Religion

Thanks to Marco for triggering this post.  

1. No one will kill, or torture, you for not drinking Beer.
2. Beer won't insist you drink the entire bottle.  
3. Beer labels are generally true.  
4. Beer can make people look more attractive.  
5. Beer doesn't tell you how, when or why to have sex.
6. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. No one will insist that you try their favorite beer. 
8. Beer does not care if you don't like beer best.
9. They don't force Beer on children who can't think for themselves. 
10. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
11. You don't have to die to meet the brew master. 
12. Beer does not care about your personal life. 
13. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
14. Beer and food go together well.  
15. Beer will make you sleepy......oops...

This is an old internet meme -  the oldest page I found is here.

http://ifaq.wap.org/society/beerandreligion.html